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{"type":"general","setup":"What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?","punchline":"Billy Jeans!","id":159}

{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}

{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}

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