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{"type":"standard","title":"Jyotindra Nath Dixit","displaytitle":"Jyotindra Nath Dixit","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1390822","titles":{"canonical":"Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit","normalized":"Jyotindra Nath Dixit","display":"Jyotindra Nath Dixit"},"pageid":1357717,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Jnd2.JPG","width":292,"height":250},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Jnd2.JPG","width":292,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284825901","tid":"56de2d3d-159b-11f0-ac8e-3c58f7128ce7","timestamp":"2025-04-09T23:35:37Z","description":"Indian diplomat and National security advisor (1936–2005)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jyotindra_Nath_Dixit"}},"extract":"Jyotindra Nath Dixit was an Indian diplomat and an Indian Foreign Service officer, who served as the National Security Advisor of India to the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and is mostly remembered for his role as a negotiator in disputes with Pakistan and China. He also served as Foreign Secretary (1991–1994), the top post in the Ministry of External Affairs.","extract_html":"
Jyotindra Nath Dixit was an Indian diplomat and an Indian Foreign Service officer, who served as the National Security Advisor of India to the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and is mostly remembered for his role as a negotiator in disputes with Pakistan and China. He also served as Foreign Secretary (1991–1994), the top post in the Ministry of External Affairs.
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