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The Furgglenfirst is a multi-summited mountain of the Appenzell Alps located on the border between the Swiss cantons of Appenzell Innerrhoden and St. Gallen.
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Stadlern is a municipality in the district of Schwandorf in Bavaria, Germany.
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