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Peter Shankman is an American entrepreneur and author. He is best known for founding HARO; an online service for journalists to gather feedback from the public.
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Isa TKM is a 2008 telenovela for teenagers produced by Nickelodeon Latin America and Sony Pictures Television. It was made in Venezuela and was the second of three Latin American Nickelodeon shows at the time of its release. The show was highly popular across Latin American countries, being compared to previous teen phenomenons like High School Musical.
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