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Hilderstone is a village and a civil parish in the English county of Staffordshire.
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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Johann Michael Heineccius was a well-known German preacher and theologian, the brother of Johann Gottlieb Heineccius. He was born in Eisenberg, Thuringia.
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