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Due Process is an online multiplayer tactical first-person shooter video game developed by American studio Giant Enemy Crab and to be published by Annapurna Interactive. It was made available in early access for Windows on November 4, 2020. The game's core revolves around teamwork and communication, allowing players to draw a \"playbook\" during the planning phase onto the hand-curated, procedurally generated maps. The visuals are inspired by 1990s arcade light gun games, such as Time Crisis, and it is set in a cyberpunk dystopia.
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